Oh, Black Friday—the holy day of late capitalism. Nothing says “we’ve achieved true societal progress” like wrestling a stranger over a slightly cheaper flat-screen TV while workers earning minimum wage pray they make it through their 12-hour shift unscathed. Forget family time or solidarity; it’s time to trample over each other in the name of savings so tiny, you’ll spend more on parking fines and caffeine-fueled impulse buys than you actually saved.But let’s take a moment to appreciate the real MVPs of this "holiday": the corporations. They’ve somehow convinced us that waking up at 4 a.m. to claw through crowds for a toaster is not only normal but aspirational. Brilliant. And don’t worry about those workers who haven’t seen their families in days—they get to celebrate with us by being berated for stock shortages and mispriced merchandise.Meanwhile, the "deals" are so predatory you’d think they were designed by a Bond villain. That 60% off tag? It’s just 10% off the price it was in July. But hey, nothing screams freedom like buying things you don’t need with money you don’t have, to impress people you don’t even like. Truly, this is the pinnacle of human civilization.Happy shopping!#blackfriday What do you think?PS, make sure to follow my:Main channel: https://www.youtube.com/@swetlanaAIMusic channel: https://www.youtube.com/@Swetlana-AI-Music Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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