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Episode Synopsis
St. Alfonzo’s RevengeWho can take a misty raindropShovel in some bovine stoolTickle-me chords on the pianoBlow it out yer didgeridooAccidentally occidentalCan ya cover up the king of the jews Please!Welcome to pancakes for the ingratesWould you lend me your attentionDivide it into left and rightDid you think this would last foreverIt will if we just keep up the fightFry ‘em up in every color, Of beige and pink and white Yum!All shades of pancakes for the ingratesAnd the people cried Hold me hold me rock me till sun rise Rock me till supper evenLookit here folks nothing to see go back home Go home!See me, love me, save me, lookit I’m dyin’ here I’m DYYYYYYYIN’!Join them singingShow me show me Know me know me Hold me in your gazeScold me scold me Told me told meThou wert the only wayWhere are all my friends and familyLittle sister done chased ‘em awayWhun it ‘posed to be big bruddha Little sister blew big brother awayOh wow ain’t that a bitch sirWhy Yessir she certainly isStill this guy’s got pancakes for the ingratesA nameless tree grows in the desertNary a soul in sightPray for rain, pray for rainbowsThe storm is passing over tonightMangos kiwis bananas, sing it till ya get it tight Kiwi, kiwi, kiwiRoll up those pancakes with the ingrates And the people sang Hallelujah, Hare Krishna Krishna Rama babyHoly Holy HolyHoly ShitHoly mother fucking shit!All is sacred, all is sleazy it’s just that easy Sleazy pleazeyShow me show me , know me know me Hold me in your gazeScold me scold me, ya told me told meThou wert the only wayAnd then, just when all hope was lost, a parade of monks arrivedHeralding a brand new dayTurning our pills into skills, and our pancakes into panachePlacentae ad ingrati Placentas ingratiAmantes sunt amentes Lovers are crazyLovers are lunaticsSome folks don’t know how good they got itSurely you don’t mean meSold their oranges for sleazy pancakesSniffed ‘em in our olfactory Ten thousand hours of ther’pyIn a single night of cakes and syr’pyThree cheers for pancakes and the ingratesHip Hip Hooray hooray hoorayHip hip hooray hooray hoorayNo Thanks for the Cakes!
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