Listen "Jake Oettinger: Certified Predators Exterminator | Episode 6089 | April 3rd, 2025"
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The Stars offense finally remembered hockey games are 60 minutes long—and promptly buried the Predators in the final 21. In this episode, Chris and James break down Dallas’ explosive 5–1 win over Nashville, fueled by actual effort, filthy passing plays, and yet another casually dominant performance from Jake Oettinger.
We cover:
The nightmare first period (featuring an invisible power play!)
The turning point: Granlund’s slick deflection goal
Wyatt Johnston’s ongoing art exhibit disguised as a goal streak
Duchene’s elite playmaking and the resurgence of Marchment
Jamie Benn’s Ironman streak ending and why that actually matters
Defensive cleanup, spreading minutes, and Otter’s laser vision
Biggest Winner / Biggest Loser (hint: poor Ananen never stood a chance)
Also, Ryan makes a brief cameo from the arena, confirming the green wave is real and dangerously loud. The Stars have now won 7 straight… and somehow, they’re just getting started.
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Love Starcastic Remarks? Join our BRAND NEW membership club, The Who Cares Club! For $5/month, you get some exclusive perks and help the most sarcastic Stars podcast continue to grow and continue on! Click here to join!
The Stars offense finally remembered hockey games are 60 minutes long—and promptly buried the Predators in the final 21. In this episode, Chris and James break down Dallas’ explosive 5–1 win over Nashville, fueled by actual effort, filthy passing plays, and yet another casually dominant performance from Jake Oettinger.
We cover:
The nightmare first period (featuring an invisible power play!)
The turning point: Granlund’s slick deflection goal
Wyatt Johnston’s ongoing art exhibit disguised as a goal streak
Duchene’s elite playmaking and the resurgence of Marchment
Jamie Benn’s Ironman streak ending and why that actually matters
Defensive cleanup, spreading minutes, and Otter’s laser vision
Biggest Winner / Biggest Loser (hint: poor Ananen never stood a chance)
Also, Ryan makes a brief cameo from the arena, confirming the green wave is real and dangerously loud. The Stars have now won 7 straight… and somehow, they’re just getting started.
Support Starcastic Remarks!
Help us grow by leaving a 5-star review wherever you listen to podcasts—it makes a huge difference! Watch us on YouTube and follow us across social media for updates, highlights, and behind-the-scenes content:
YouTube: @StarcasticR
Twitter (X): @StarcasticR
Discord: Join Here
TikTok: @StarcasticR
Instagram: @StarcasticR
Facebook: @StarcasticR
Visit our website here for more content!
Special Thanks to Our Sponsor
🎟️ Find the best way to add more fun to your sports watching with Draft Kings Pick Six! https://pick6.draftkings.com/ Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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