What do you get when you mix biblical violence, a left-handed savior, and an entire assassination plot that sounds like a deleted scene from Parks & Rec? You get Ehud, Israel’s stealthy, stabby deliverer—and you get this episode.In Heaven’s Left-Handed Hitman, the Thunder Bros. go deep (like dagger-into-belly deep) into one of the most bizarre, hilarious, and oddly inspiring stories in the Bible—Judges 3. The Moabites are in charge, Israel’s lost in a cycle of sin, and the only guy left on God’s bench is a southpaw from the “Right-Hand Tribe.” What could possibly go wrong?Oh, and did we mention King Eglon? He's so fat, the Bible goes out of its way to roast him. Literally. There’s poop jokes, satire, and a sword so lost in flesh it deserved a memorial service. You’re not ready.In this episode:🎯 Meet Ehud: Israel’s only judge with an Old Testament concealed carry license🔪 Learn how a homemade cubit-long dagger changed the future of a nation🤦‍♂️ Watch ancient security guards fail harder than modern customer service reps🧬 Discover how family drama, spiritual compromise, and intergenerational trauma still preach💬 Laugh at the absurdity, then cry a little when you realize God still uses people like Ehud…and people like you.Plus, you'll get a fake sponsor ad for Cutlery by Ehud (guaranteed to be dishwasher-safe and dagger-deep), and some heartfelt encouragement that what you call a weakness, God might just call your weapon.This one has theology, history, biblical satire, and the occasional digestive joke. But beneath it all? A message you won’t forget: God loves using the overlooked, the underqualified, and the underestimated. Especially when they’re left-handed.🎧 Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. 📺 Watch the dagger drama unfold on YouTube. 💥 Share it with your friend who thinks Leviticus is boring.

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