Employee Appreciation Day? More like Employee Forget-You Day! Stitch kicks off the show with breakfast bribery, Houston questions capitalism, and Dean just wants his eraser. Meanwhile, daylight saving time has Leslie so messed up she didn’t even show up—relatable.Ever wonder what a beautiful rooster looks like? Neither did we, but Stitch is determined to convince us. We also unravel the mystery of all-black chickens and why people in China are spending a fortune on… dirt. Yep, bank dirt.Speaking of bad investments, Houston pitches his latest get-rich-quick schemes, including selling lottery ticket shavings and Wall Street air. Shockingly, no one’s on board. But you know we’re all fascinated by the revelation that a properly sealed toot jar can last 10 years. Science, baby.We also tackle important issues like clapping on airplanes (cringe or respect?), why TikTok doom-scrollers might need the new “Touch Grass” app, and whether Stitch should be allowed near AI voice cloning after his failed sleep-in incident.Oh, and don’t forget: The Leprechaun Pub Crawl is this Saturday! It’s going to be cold, it’s going to be breezy, and yes, it’s going to involve tights. Be there or miss out on your chance to win airline vouchers—and maybe discover a whole new side of yourself in a leprechaun costume.Hit play now, Shifties. You won’t regret it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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