‘Pissing in a swimming pool is a bit like farting at Mass. The trick is to squeeze it out quietly’

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly @ The Irish Times
13/08/2022 6 min
‘Pissing in a swimming pool is a bit like farting at Mass. The trick is to squeeze it out quietly’

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It’s a cracking day in Quinta do Lago — but then aren’t they all? I’m having my first piña colada of the morning because I drank way too much last night and I’m feeling like dogshit that’s been stepped in twice. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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