The old dear made a seating plan for her own funeral. She didn’t want ugly people in the first three pews

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly
25/07/2025 6 min
The old dear made a seating plan for her own funeral. She didn’t want ugly people in the first three pews

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Sorcha says I can’t wear those.And I’m like, “My Dubes? What’s wrong with my Dubes?”She goes, “You can’t wear Dubes to a funeral, Ross. Put a pair of actual shoes on.” Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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