‘Elf went missing and Sorcha’s old man went loop-the-focking-loop. He actually rang the Gords’

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly
19/12/2025 6 min
‘Elf went missing and Sorcha’s old man went loop-the-focking-loop. He actually rang the Gords’

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Sorcha’s old dear has a scream on her like Wayne Bornes’s whistle. Sorcha’s old man is like, “What in the name of God?” and we all rush into the living room – we’re talking me, Sorcha and, like I said, her old man – to see her standing there with the famous Elf on the Shelf in her hand. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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