A Quickie - I’m the Alpha

28/08/2025 33 min
A Quickie - I’m the Alpha

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Taylor’s in her sleepy girl era (mono vibes but make it chic), Zoe dropped racks to frame her vintage poster, and somehow we ended up on a beach drive that gifted us two very unsolicited penises. From there, the chaos unfolds—nude beaches, Prince Alberts, nipple piercings, boob luges well into our 50s, and why we’re officially declaring a celibate summer (boys, it’s not you, it’s… actually, it’s you). We touch on eating ass, when situationships become besties, our celeb crush line-up, and a brand new “Would You Rather” featuring skinny vs short kings. Buckle up, it’s messy in the best way.Rate the pod, and make it 5 stars while you're at it. Love you! Find us on IG and Tiktok@ionlykissandtell @tayyham & @zorubens