Storage Lockers

08/04/2024 15 min Episodio 175
Storage Lockers

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Since the dawn of Humankind, we have had a proud tradition of Hunting and Gathering. While some still cling to the hunting of game, most of society has moved into the game of hunting for deals. Deals are a great way to save resources in order to Gather more things. Gathering is our way of keeping score in life. It has become our life’s goal to gather more and more and more things. We collect silverware that has a trace of actual silver. We collect porcelain knick-knacks of chubby children doing mundane things. We collect T.V. Guides, sports equipment, old paint cans, and splintered furniture. We must continue to Gather on the slim chance that any of these broken things may be useful or fixable at some distant, hypothetical, imaginary future where outdated, rotting, useless artifacts suddenly become necessary again.



But when the house is full of useless garbage, where do we put all our other useless garbage? Let’s take a trip with Veronique and Mat to someone else’s garage that we rent out to keep a distant ownership over in the Storage Locker.



*Grumbles are specifically off-the-cuff, no research went into this grumble.



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