How'd you know I'd be here drinking all alone in this bar on a Tuesday night?
Yeah, she left me without warning this morning so the rumor you heard is right
No, I didn't think of calling you or any of my friends
Priority one was making this heartache end

And with all due respect
You can't help me forget...cuz...

YOU’RE NOT TEQUILA
You can't numb the pain
Or make me so hungover in the morning
Her memory gets lost in my brain

Thanks for all your advice but buddy tonight
I need a self-induced alcohol
She's-over-me-and-gone
Twenty-four hour amnesia
You're a damn good friend
But YOU’RE NOT TEQUILA

If you really wanna help me start a GoFundMe page to cover my tab
You probably can't stay here 'til closing but could you arrange for me to catch a cab?
Here's the key to my apartment, would you mind stopping by
Get rid of anything of hers she mighta left behind

But as for right here and now
There's no way to help me out...cuz...

REPEAT CHORUS

Thanks for all your advice
But buddy tonight
I need a self-induced alcohol
She's-over-me-and-gone
Twenty-four hour amnesia
You're a damn good friend
But YOU’RE NOT TEQUILA

Dewey Longuski (BMI)
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