Listen "Cave Man"
Episode Synopsis
From one guy to another you did the right thing by callin' me
Before you gave into her demand for family fun at Disneyland
You gotta stop the rust building up on that
Chrome ball hitch on your pickup truck
With the boat and trailer you've been saving up for sailor
You can give your wife and kids a three-day West Coast trip
Or teach 'em all a lifelong skill like how to fish
Don't CAVE MAN
If you do she'll always think she has the upper hand
Then you can say goodbye
To all the guy things in your life
That keep your knuckles dragging in the sand
Don't CAVE MAN
I don't mean to say you should never let her have her way
But you need some manly things in your life to keep it right
I'm talkin’ 'bout bar nights with the boys
Two and four wheeled off-road toys
And collectibles like fishing rods and knives
If you don't set the rules this time I'm certain
Your taxidermied bass will look alot like bedroom curtains
REPEAT CHORUS
Love needs a two-way give-and-take to work
But sometimes a guy just has to be a jerk, so…
REPEAT CHORUS w/Tag
Dewey Longuski (BMI)
©2024
Before you gave into her demand for family fun at Disneyland
You gotta stop the rust building up on that
Chrome ball hitch on your pickup truck
With the boat and trailer you've been saving up for sailor
You can give your wife and kids a three-day West Coast trip
Or teach 'em all a lifelong skill like how to fish
Don't CAVE MAN
If you do she'll always think she has the upper hand
Then you can say goodbye
To all the guy things in your life
That keep your knuckles dragging in the sand
Don't CAVE MAN
I don't mean to say you should never let her have her way
But you need some manly things in your life to keep it right
I'm talkin’ 'bout bar nights with the boys
Two and four wheeled off-road toys
And collectibles like fishing rods and knives
If you don't set the rules this time I'm certain
Your taxidermied bass will look alot like bedroom curtains
REPEAT CHORUS
Love needs a two-way give-and-take to work
But sometimes a guy just has to be a jerk, so…
REPEAT CHORUS w/Tag
Dewey Longuski (BMI)
©2024
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