EPISODE 65 | Acronyms for Satan: CERN, LHC, WWW & More
Ever since its very beginning, wild speculation has circulated about the LHC at CERN. That it causes shifts in reality, leading to the dreaded Mandela Effect. That it actually sucked the earth into a black hole (where we now presumably reside). That it creates antimatter. That it is a secret temple to the dark lord of the underworld, SATAN, and it trying to open a portal to the Netherworld. That its spacetime bending properties were harnessed by American Democrats to steal the 2020 presidential election (this despite it being in Switzerland). 
So it’s time now to take a look at this organization and its complex at the edge of Geneva, and the 27km in circumference tunnel ring and see what it is and what they get up to in there.
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SECTIONS

02:54 - Always Crashing in the Same Car - CERN, ENQUIRE, WWW, the LHC, ATLAS, ALICE & more
07:10 - Manifest (Your) Destiny - July 5, three operational runs, Twitter & TikTok woo,
11:25 - Quarks & other exotic particles
13:40- Strong Interaction - A FAQ about internet concerns, Angels & Demons, black holes, Les Horribles Cernettes, April Fool's
18:49 - Across the Weaselverse - A weasel, a baguette, a moth, racoons, nontroversies, swiftboating, speculation runs wild
23:18 - Higgs Boson Blues - Antimatter, dark matter, MACHOs & WIMPs, the God Particle, the Big Bang
33:55 - Satan Is My Co-Pilot - A joke backfires, Satanic measurements, an evil logo, the benefits of particle accelerators


Music by Fanette Ronjat

More Info:

The Georgia Guidestones - An NWO Billboard
The Mandela Effect & Memory (Because Reasons 6)
CERN website
Facts and figures about the LHC
The World Wide Web Project
How the Large Hadron Collider Almost Didn't Work on Wired
Conspiracy Theorists Think The Large Hadron Collider Transferred Us Into A Parallel Universe Yesterday
Conspiracy theories about CERN’s Large Hadron Collider are going viral on TikTok
SPIRITUAL MEANING OF CERN’S JULY 5TH COLLIDER TEST AND WILD CONSPIRACY THEORIES
Conspiracy Theories are wrong, CERN LHC is not a portal to Hell 
Large Hadron Collider on Know Your Meme
Ten things you might not know about antimatter
CERN answers queries from social media
Angels & Demons: The Science Behind the Story
The Cernettes webpage
The Cernettes YouTube channel
Friends of Filk
CERN to switch to Comic Sans
Will Large Hadron Collider destroy Earth? 
Weasel Apparently Shuts Down World's Most Powerful Particle Collider on NPR
Weasel broke the Hadron Collider and sent Earth to another reality, bizarre theory claims
Baguette Dropped From Bird’s Beak Shuts Down The Large Hadron Collider (Really)
Baguette breaks collider on NewsBlog
Sep 9, 1947 CE: World’s First Computer Bug
Fermilab website
What's so special about the Higgs boson?
The Higgs Boson on CERN
What is the Higgs boson?
What Higgs result means for dark matter conspiracy on New Scientist
Could the Large Hadron Collider discover dark matter?
Breaking new ground in the search for dark matter
Does CERN Seek to Open the Gates of Hell? on Myth Detector
The Mandela Effect: CERN and Hidden, Parallel Universes
Physicists assure us that we’re not living in an alternate reality where Trump is president on CNBC
Was a Human Sacrifice Captured at CERN? on Snopes
Debunking doomsday at CERN, again on ScienceLine
10 cosmic mysteries the Large Hadron Collider could unravel
We need another particle accelerator. Don’t let these 5 myths fool you
What have particle accelerators ever done for us? on Physics World

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