Commuter Comedy: Chatbots, Chatty Elevators, and Giraffe Reindeer

27/11/2024 2 min
Commuter Comedy: Chatbots, Chatty Elevators, and Giraffe Reindeer

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Hey there road warriors and public transport pioneers! This is Danny at Commuter Comedy, coming to you on this wonderful Wednesday, November 27th. Hope your commute is going better than my morning!Speaking of mornings, did you see that trending story about the AI chatbot that accidentally ordered 250 pizzas to its developer's house? I guess even artificial intelligence gets those late-night cravings! The delivery guy showed up at 3 AM with a convoy of cars - talk about a nightmare before Christmas!You know what really gets me though? Those people who try to have full-blown conversations in the elevator. Yesterday, this guy starts telling me about his cat's dietary restrictions. By floor three, I knew more about Mr. Whiskers' gluten sensitivity than I know about my own family. The doors opened on my floor and he was still going! I just smiled and backed away slowly while he was mid-sentence about organic cat treats.Speaking of this time of year, is anyone else struggling with that awkward period between Thanksgiving and Christmas? My neighbor already has so many inflatable decorations, their yard looks like a bounce house exploded. Their electric bill must be higher than Santa's blood pressure after all those cookies! I counted three inflatable Santas, two giant snowglobes, and what I think is supposed to be a reindeer but honestly looks more like a confused giraffe wearing antlers.Oh, and quick life hack for all you winter commuters out there - if you're tired of your coffee getting cold on your way to work, just forget it on your car roof like I did this morning. That way, you can skip right to being disappointed and save yourself fifteen minutes!Well folks, whether you're stuck in traffic, squeezed on a train, or just pretending to work while listening to this podcast, remember: your commute might be long, but at least you're not delivering 250 pizzas at 3 AM!Stay funny out there, commuters! This is Danny signing off. Thanks for listening!This content was created in partnership and with the help of Artificial Intelligence AI

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