Lickity Split

Written by Briyan Frederick Baker and Joe Maki
Published by Blind Mime Music, ASCAP & Jomah Kai Music, ASCAP
© Briyan Frederick Baker, Joseph Alan Maki. All rights reserved.

Lickity Split

I'm telling you something
If women know one thing
It's how to baffle the rabble
With illogic well-travelled
'Round pretzelized turns
Only witches may learn
And you and me, brother
Have no way to discern

[chorus]
It's too complicated
However it's stated
'Cos before you know it
It's all gonna go (lickity split)
Lickity split
It's all gonna go lickity split
It's all gonna go!

They'll be running you over
Playin' fetch and red rover
Makin' rules as they're goin'
Row row row your boat knowin'
Ain't no merrily after
Too many bats in the rafters
No pickin', no grinnin'
Over Jezebel's laughter

[chorus]

[bridge]
It is what it is what it is what it is
It is what it is what it is
Now I've got you covered
Unsmothered and druthered
It is what it is what it is what it is
(what it is)

I'm telling you something
If women know one thing
It's how to baffle the rabble
With illogic well-travelled
Monday and Tuesday
Just two more no clues days
Get over yourself
No beggar's be choosing

[chorus]
It's too complicated
However it's stated
'Cos before you know it
It's all gonna go (lickity split)
Lickity split
It's all gonna go lickity split
It's all gonna go!