Men are shaving their eyelashes to look more masculine. Hairless robots are taking our fast food jobs.

Weird AF News
06/05/2025 23 min

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Robots are taking fast food jobs, leaving us with less hair in our food. Nail salon employee pleads guilty after holding 13 remote IT jobs. Men are shaving off their eyelashes cuz it's masculine to do so. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

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