We Tried to Join a Noodle Gang and All We Got Was Food Poisoning | Land of Eem Fantasy Actual Play S05 EP04

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We Tried to Join a Noodle Gang and All We Got Was Food Poisoning | Land of Eem Fantasy Actual Play S05 EP04

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Have something to say? Send us a Text!🍜 What starts as a secret bard concert with a speakeasy vibe takes a sharp left turn into Bogtown’s most feared storefront: Nork’s Noodles. In this episode of our Land of Eem Actual Play, the party dives into criminal intrigue, kitchen warfare, and dangerous loyalties in the heart of the Mucklands.The plan was simple: pull a Yojimbo, infiltrate a gang, and free the streets with clever moves. But behind the counter at Nork’s, things got messy fast. From Bonnie Bad Apple’s loyalty trials to Ronaldo’s blistering kitchen tests, our heroes found themselves neck-deep in a syndicate that runs more like a Yakuza chapter than a noodle shop. Bad clams, a missing ring, and a poisoned dish turn dinner service into a deadly power struggle.Hooch steps up as royal taster with reckless bravado, Brendo battles for survival in the kitchen, and chaos erupts when the knives come out. With coppers swarming the penthouse, the crew escapes with a map of Nork’s hierarchy and a chilling clue: someone is using food as a weapon, and the rot runs deeper than the broth.⚔️ If you love whimsical fantasy RPGs, heist-style actual plays, and a mix of humor and high stakes, this episode is packed with everything that makes Land of Eem unforgettable: found-family chaos, criminal intrigue, and roleplay-driven adventure.👉 Explore more at www.landofeem.com. Download the FREE Quickstart Guide, or grab the full Land of Eem RPG—created by Ben Costa and James Parks—from Exalted Funeral, your FLGS, or favorite online retailer.🎧 Don’t forget to follow, rate, and share this podcast with your fellow TTRPG fans. Who do you think poisoned the clams—and how would you flip the gang without burning down Bogtown? Support the showVisit us at: https://landofeem.comSupport UsFree Land of Eem Quickstart Guide: https://landofeem.com/quick-start-guide/Land of Eem RPG: https://www.exaltedfuneral.com/pages/land-of-eemDungeoneer Adventures: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0B41WM4YMRickety Stitch Comics: https://www.exaltedfuneral.com/products/rickety-stitch-and-the-gelatinous-goo-the-exalted-collectionJoin Our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ricketystitchJoin Our Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/CMq7BsKSubscribe on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@LandofEem

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