Your JCPenney Curtains Called; They Want Off The Boat

31/10/2025 32 min
Your JCPenney Curtains Called; They Want Off The Boat

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Send us a textSun, salt, and motion don’t care how pretty your curtains are. We sit down with marine interior designer Aidan Madigan to decode what really works for boat window treatments and why “house rules” fall apart on the water. Starting with a classic Grand Banks 32, we get practical about measuring trapezoid windows, templating for perfect fits, and choosing hardware that’s light, hidden, and tough enough for a rolling sea.Aidan walks us through a materials-first mindset: UV-treated linings that shield heat and light, antimicrobial marine fabrics that won’t fade in a season, and PTFE threads that outlast the sun. We compare drapes and shades for different cabin shapes, talk through layering strategies for temperature control and privacy, and cover the small details that make a big difference—tracks tucked into cornices, bottom weights to keep hems true, and discreet magnets that stop flapping when hatches are open. If you’ve ever tried to bend a home solution around boat geometry, you’ll hear why a custom approach pays off.We also tackle decision fatigue and style. With teak tones, existing ultra-leather seating, and the rug setting the palette, Aidan shows how to narrow the ocean of fabric options—Sunbrella included—into a focused shortlist that feels warm and personal. Expect candid guidance on budgets, hourly standards for custom marine work, realistic timelines, and phased projects when you can’t do the whole boat at once. We close with maintenance you’ll actually follow: gentle sprays, steam cleaning, and smart habits that keep interiors fresh and UV-protected between seasons.Ready to make your cabin feel like home and hold up under hard sun and long days? Follow, share this episode with a boat friend, and leave a quick review to help others find the show.